it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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