i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She bit a glass in half.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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