I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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