i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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