Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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