But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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