Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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