just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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