For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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