She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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