fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she peed on how many people?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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