i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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