We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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