using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
