When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Best friends brother. Beat that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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