we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
People with herpes should wear stickers.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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