Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
