its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
