I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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