That's intense
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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