If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i drank out of a bidet.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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