You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is Oprah even human
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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