Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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