I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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