The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Success! We fucked roommates!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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