Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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