Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Oh god it's open bar.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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