There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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