If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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