i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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