Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so let's talk penis.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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