We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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