Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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