On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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