I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she told me i tasted like america
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
So. Much. Porn.
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