whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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