Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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