why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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