do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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