He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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