it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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