You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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