hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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