i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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