: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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