you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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