I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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