Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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