stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When are your genitals available?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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