So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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