I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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