Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your penis caused this!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
