You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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