I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
