$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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