That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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