I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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